A Quiet Night
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This doesn’t happen very often. Instead of death, violence, robbery and mayhem, the Cincinnati Police Department’s morning media alert had nothing to offer this morning.
“This is Jim Blake, night-shift supervisor at Cincinnati Police Communications,” this morning’s message said. “It’s Thursday the 25th, 5:34 a.m. Overnight, none of the five districts had anything of interest to report.”
— Gregory Flannery
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January 25, 2007 at 4:30 pm
No fires? No accidents? Nobody fell out of a window?
Sounds like a local TV news producer’s worst nightmare.