A Quiet Night


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This doesn’t happen very often. Instead of death, violence, robbery and mayhem, the Cincinnati Police Department’s morning media alert had nothing to offer this morning.

“This is Jim Blake, night-shift supervisor at Cincinnati Police Communications,” this morning’s message said. “It’s Thursday the 25th, 5:34 a.m. Overnight, none of the five districts had anything of interest to report.”

— Gregory Flannery

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One Comment on “A Quiet Night”

  1. WestEnder Says:

    No fires? No accidents? Nobody fell out of a window?

    Sounds like a local TV news producer’s worst nightmare.


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