Oinker of the Day 10.16

If Fountain Square hosted a nudist day — let’s call it Si Leis Day — would you attend wearing your birthday suit or find a friend with an office window facing the square and watch with binoculars?

— Margo Pierce

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6 Comments on “Oinker of the Day 10.16”

  1. Jim Says:

    I was at a nude beach in Holland and it took me 10 minutes to work up my nerve to get naked. The beach was almost empty and nobody knew me. Therefore, I find it hard to visualize myself naked at the fountain. I guess if I was required to choose, I’d be the pervert with the binoculars.

  2. Jimmy Says:

    Margo, do you know something we don’t? Is this the new cutting-edge direction of the hip, new Fountain Square? 🙂

    I’m a wannabe exhibitionist, but I don’t think I’d ever have the balls to show my balls. And this is a pretty repressed town. I think the square would be empty and there’d be half a million sleazy dudees in the surrounding buildings just waiting impatiently.

  3. WestEnder Says:

    Depends on the time of year. Temperatures like this mean soft penises and hard nipples, which means men will definitely gawk instead of walk. Warmer temperatures would mean the opposite, which means men will get arrested and women will have to put on their clothes so they could walk over and bail us out. So I don’t think this is really gonna work.

  4. Natasha Says:

    Can we keep our clothes on and just walk around amongst the nudies?

  5. Judging by the comments so far, yep, this is Cincinnati, not Sinincincinnati.

    I’d like to meet up with Avtar Gill on the square. We could walk around with deely-bobbers on our heads and our natural deely-bobbers down below.

  6. Anon Says:

    I’d for sure attend.

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