Urine Nation

Turns out the country is awash in piss. They’re called “trucker bombs,” but they’ve got nothing to do with terrorism. Even though we’re still officially in Code Yellow, according to the Department of Fatherland Security.

Trucker bombs. Plastic containers of urine passed by truckers, then thrown along the highways. Woe to the state workers who encounter them while mowing grass. An unwanted golden shower often results, according to State Sen. Kimberly Zurz (D-Green).

“The containers explode under lawn mowers, often showering workers with urine,” she says. “There are a million trucker bombs tossed on Ohio’s roads every year. Not only is it unacceptable to litter on our highways, but the content of this type of litter is simply disgusting.”

Zurz has proposed a law that would set a new maximum fine of $1,000 and possible license suspension for repeat piss-tossers.

— Gregory Flannery

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2 Comments on “Urine Nation”


  1. Pee bill. People who need pee bill … are the luckiest people … in the world.

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  2. Natashia Says:

    Quote: “There are a million trucker bombs tossed on Ohio’s roads every year.”

    Tell me it ain’t so!


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